i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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