Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize