The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
pray to the hookup gods
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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