they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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