Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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