Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I need moral support for this bender
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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