that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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