Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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