i think my tv is drunk
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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