It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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