Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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