what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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