i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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