I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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