i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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