I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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