I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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