time to smoke my breakfast
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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