Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
