My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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