Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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