fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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