lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm really busy with my period
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