This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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