everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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