worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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