My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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