Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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