Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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