She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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