This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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