You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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