he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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