Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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