So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she told me i tasted like america
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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