she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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