The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
don't judge my taste in strippers
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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