at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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