Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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