franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We are two peas in an std pod
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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