Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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