We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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