when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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