i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Welp...herpes.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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