I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he shaved USA in his pubs
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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