I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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