In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
