i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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