That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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