I need help removing her.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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