The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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