it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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