Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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