I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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