You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
