butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My nipple is on Facebook.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
