you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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