I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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