Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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